News Letter Update 1

February 6th 2025

Dear Internet, Gurl it is literally my birthday whattttttttt. If you ask my mom the year to lock in was last year but I'm holding out till 20 then ill do serious things like run for parliament or overthrow the Indiana faction of moms for liberty. 19 years old is a wild time im sure of it Im one year into the freedoms of being 18 but still a little weary of the real world. Its already really weird to be so much older then my classmates but yk we ball. Heres my amazing birthday to do list you could use when its YOUR birthday! B - Day to do list

• [] Check Instagram and see who posted about you
• [] make mental notes of who didn't and plot revenge or ask yourself if their just busy
• [] Decide not to seek revenge on those who didn't post about you
• [] water your plants my gods they are dry please PLEASE
• [] Ask your mom for a mac n cheese omelet! {its good i SWEAR}
• [] do not and i repeat DO NOT get ready for school
• [] Sneak away to the library to work on your news letter
• [] hit a nun with your car

After you do alllll of this im sure you'll have a GREAT day

Birthday Recipe Mac N Cheese Omelet

• break 3 eggs into a bowl season with pepper and salt then pour in a SMALL amount of milk
• Whisk until the eggs all mixed and then pour into a buttered pan
• tell the egg you love it, sing it a song while it cooks this will prevent it from becoming a communist
• Take some mac n cheese you totally remembered to make and place it into the pan once the egg has cooked enough
• flip that gurl
• once all cooked take her off the skillet and eat!!!

My birthday party is UNKNOWN TO ME I know nothing and i like it that way! I plan alot of parties so being able to lay back and let it get done for me is a great joy. On that note Id usually put an invite here for my newsletter fans BUT Ellie is putting those together so if you don't get a text from her your not on the guest list probably for size reasons. To compensate for this we can have a in news letter party

• here's your slice of cake
• 🎂
• Here's your pizza
• 🍕
• here's my manifesto
• 📜
• Here's my amazon wishlist
• 📝
• here's my mandatory birthday poem you may recite to me while I sleep
• 🗂
• here's the address of a bank
• 📰
• Heres a bag for money
• 💰
• here's a axe
• 🪓
• and Here's an alibi!
• "Officer they were here the whole time they were celebrating my birthday in my news letter!"

onto non birthday business I invite any of my news letter fans to save the date of my theater 33s student directed plays march 2-4th! very exciting I KNOW

insert photo of t33 here

for my latino and even my non latino news letter enjoyers please know I love you, No pueden silenciarnos y no pueden hacernos desaparecer.

Remember we control the flow of work and services the 1 percent cant control us forever and we shall prosper.

Insert protest and political imagery

Ok I think that's enough news letter thanks for tuning in see you in a week or when something big happens I got to report!

LOVE YOU

Please feel free to leave me a loving comment or a message of encouragement as I take on facism and capitalistic divide with wierd jokes and pictures of cats