News Letter update 3

March 19th 2025

Dear Internet

OK GUYS PLEASE PUT THE GUNS DOWN I KNOW ITS BEEN LIKE A MONTH.

This months been CRAZY but ill start the updates in order for you all

The roads are no longer safe neither are the sidewalks you should prolly just shut yourselves into your homes because I CAN DRIVE BY MYSELF NOWWWW and I actively do chat

I went to like 4 field trips this month too, Ballstate was splendid for me BUT I LOVED doing comicon. I planned on grabbing some audio files from people their but I blacked out getting a signed poster from THE BRANDON ROGERS who as you all know is number 3 on my internet husband list.

You know I always wondered how itd be if we were old timey and jaime got to sell me off to marriage because ykw id find it kinda romantic if someone came up to jaime or mickey and offered them 2 cows and 4 chickens in trade of my hand in marriage like #bartersystemoflove??

Talking about my mom heres some tattoos im gonna convince her she should let me get because my friend casper does tattoos and hes been itching to give me my first one for FREE, I wouldnt consider it if I hadnt seen his older work cause hes done some work on my other friends!

Mom if your readin this I got a B+ in trig if I bring that up to a A may I please let thousands of small needles puncture my skin to decorate my limbs

I was chomping down on some food the other day and choked but then I coughed it out so I was like WOAH death is just around the corner for us all, even people as amazing as me. So heres my will incase I die in a ski boating incident with Niki Minaj or Doja Cat

Juniors Will

ok lets start with the easy stuff, I leave all my books to Lily Klein all books on other worldy topics or books she doesn't want can be given to the local nunery to scare them. I leave all of my stuffed animals to Brianna Velez I also leave her my spare fake teeth and eyes so she may continue the family profession of making freaks out of fabric. I leave my computer, phone and digital workings to the local poor people organization but wipe my stuff off them first cause the kids dont have to read my twighlight x harry potter fanfictions. I leave all of my trinkets and small expressions of my interests to Ellie so she can find a new place to hide all the junk I horded. I leave my collection of harry style posters that no one knew about to Micheal Benya just to mess with him. I leave my clothing and amazing sense of style to the theater prop room except my really good fits have those burried with me cause aint no one wearing my cardigans and my AMAZING overalls. I leave my mahjong set to Jeannette Rinard it will serve to keep her mind sharp and dementia away. I leave all my money summing up to 0.50 USD to the local orphanage please only give them 2 pennies every month I don't want them getting greedy. I leave my plants to Jaime and Tabitha so they may share the joy of co parenting my succulents. I leave my general sense of joy and whimsy to that one mcdonalds worker that gave me my order but slipped me a chicken nugget cause they were closing and they didnt wanna throw it away your a real one Samantha. Ok I think thats it? if you got anything you want that I didnt list go ahead and drop those in the comment section Ill let you guys fight that out.

So my play is OFFICAL MAY 2-4th you all need to pop down to my highschool and see my AMAZING PLAY

Heres some details and my authors notes so you guys can get excited

Authors Notes

Witches on the Block is one of my greatest passion projects—a play that weaves together the humor I love with the messages I want to share with my community and the people closest to me. Throughout this creative journey, I have constantly reflected on what drives me to create and why I felt compelled to bring this story to life. As writers, we write to be heard, seen, or simply acknowledged—but in theater, our words transform. They take shape through the actors, the tech crew, and the entire production team, turning ideas into a living, breathing experience. My goal with this play was to bring together incredible people, diverse perspectives, and my own creativity into a 30- to 40-minute show that will not only entertain but also inspire reflection, laughter, and conversation

Play Bio

Witches on the Block is a sharp-witted supernatural comedy that follows three witches as they journey into the human world to track down a rogue mage threatening the delicate balance of their mystical government. Blending humor with thought-provoking themes, the play explores the complexities of cultural victimization, the danger of unchecked biases born from past oppression, and the far-reaching influence of governmental control over education and individual freedoms. With a mix of magical intrigue and social satire, Witches on the Block challenges audiences to question power, perception, and the true meaning of community.

I will be open to the donation of any magical items I think ill need a few wands and some magical looking clothes all time periods welcome, I wrote this play so if like any major company wants to sponser it *cough cough* Spencers?? *cough cough* I am open to NEGOTIATIONS (heck if the dmv wants in ill think about it)

Ok so I got a synthesizer

Ill be uploading audio files with it and some comedy files I got from some friends later as soon as I learn how to give you guys a play button on this thing

I am so excited for this part of the news letter I actually got permission from 2 HUGE celebs to shout them out and talk about hopefully next update ill have interviews from them!

Have a good day ok? be safe rememeber to text your mom and tell her you love her and that a ancient cryptid didnt eat you or dont and let her worry but thats a lil mean guys

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